Lickin' My Chops for "The Rapture"

June 6th (6.6.06) will be the day that the most anticipated literary release of the year will hit the shelves. Tim Lahaye and Jerry B. Jenkin's newest book in their "Left Behind" series, called "The Rapture", will surely be full of the life changing depictions that we've come to expect from these modern day prophets. Let's just say that I'm so excited about reading this, I hope that the real rapture doesn't happen before I get my hands on a copy of it. Don't forget to get your copy so we can all be prepared for the REAL rapture. Also, don't forget to visit raptureready.com to get the newest information on preparing for the big day!

Keep up the fight!

P.I.

Robertson Attacked Again!

Recently CBN reported that Pat Robertson leg pressed 2000 pounds! What an amazing feat for such a rightous brother in Christ! But don't celebrate too quickly. We didn't have to wait long until the credibility of this story starting being attacked by the Godless, liberal media. I am not going to even bother linking to these stories that are a part of yet another smear campaign against the ministry of Pat Robertson. It's telling that the liberal media can't stand that such a decent man of God could also be so physically dominating. Just because they claim the previous world record was 1300 pounds doesn't mean that Pat is not being truthfull. This is just another example of how strong we can be with the truth of Jesus in our hearts. To counter this liberal insurgency, we should commit to supporting the ministry of brother Roberts and drink his amazing nutritional shakes!

In Christ,

P.I.

Welcome

Hello,

My name is Peter I. (P.I.) Hangslough and I've established this blog in order to defend traditional family values and a Christ-centered America. There are dangerous voices out there claiming to represent a "new way" to being saved but, as I will argue, these voices must be silenced so we can hear the real voice of God. I will fight, by any means possible, for the well-being of the American Christian Church and the moral values that this country needs be practicing but have forgotten.

I would like to give you a link to the Focus on the Family website where you can write a letter to our nations newspapers about how we are outraged that there has yet to be Federal Marriage Ammendment in the works. Homosexual activity is wrong and we need to protect the sanctity of marriage by not allowing these homos get married. The best thing about this link is that Focus on the Family writes the letters for you so you don't have to actually waste your time writing your own. Just pick one of the four choices that FOTF give you. It's easy, mindless, and effective! We need to take up arms against the gay agenda we have in the country, even if it means that we plagiarize our letters to the newspapers!!

That's it for now. Keep the fight alive!

In Christ,

P.I.